(22:51:20) C14: oh my goodness
(22:51:21) C14: ok
(22:51:30) C14: so working at the nuclear reactor
(22:51:32) me: hmm?
(22:51:35) me: ooh this sounds interesting
(22:51:36) C14: they have to do background checks on us, right?
(22:51:41) me: right
(22:52:09) C14: so the associate director was talking to me about my background check (they hire a company to do them)
(22:52:18) C14: and she's like "yeah, so they called about you"
(22:52:22) C14: and apparently
(22:52:36) C14: when the company called Troy to verify whether I graduated or not
(22:52:48) C14: Troy tried charging them to send a copy of my diploma
(22:52:56) C14: and wouldn't say whether I graduated or not
(22:53:11) me: ....
(22:53:13) me: um
(22:53:14) me: lol
(22:53:15) C14: but basically said that they had to pay to for them to send a diploma/transcript or something
(22:53:27) C14: and apparently the background checking company was really flustered
(22:53:31) me: HAHAHA
(22:53:35) me: "they asked us to pay me!"
(22:53:43) me: "what if they're a terrorist organization?"
(22:53:54) C14: lol
(22:53:59) C14: yeah
(22:54:01) me: "then we'd be supporting terrorists! AHHH what do we do??"
(22:54:04) C14: lol
(22:54:06) C14: but yeah
(22:54:12) me: that is by far
(22:54:14) me: the most hilarious thing
(22:54:16) C14: they wound up concluding that I got into Reed, so I must have graduated
(22:54:18) C14: and gave up
(22:54:19) C14: yeah
(22:54:21) me: LMAO
(22:54:27) me: that is the funniest thing i've heard in my life
(22:55:08) C14: yeah
(22:55:14) C14: troy is so crazy
(22:55:21) me: seriously

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Early electronic music was weird. That is the only possible conclusion.

Seriously. Trains? WTF?

WTF?